None of my business

I'm really anxious that one of my favorite authors is having an affair. He's married.

My friends have tried to put my fears to rest, but the fears persist. I swear to God, it just seems as though he's talking about a certain woman too much for it to be innocuous.

I should get a life and it's a Nunya, but if he ever goes public with it, I'll have known the whole time.

I hate it when my heroes prove themselves human.