Oscars liveblog- II

James Franco is trying to give the camera the side-eye, what's the deal?

Apparently Kirk Douglas doesn't merit a standing O. C'mon, you lazy people, get off your asses! The poor man had a stroke!

Nominees for best supporting actress: Amy Adams · Helena Bonham Carter · Melissa Leo · Hailee Steinfeld · Jacki Weaver.

What the hell was that expression, Helena? Humble doesn't have to cross the line into self-hatred. It becomes no one. Poor Melissa Leo with that abortion of an ad campaign. Hailee is looking like a priness. I hope she's having fun. Hugh Jackman is laughing, but Colin Firth isn't because he's British (cut to Colin Firth and his dimples).

The winner is Melissa Leo! Color me surprised! Everyone thought she shot herself in the foot, maybe it was a keen strategy! Helena is clapping, but she looks like she'll cut a bitch. Oh my god, Melissa went from "Golly Gee" to dropping f-bombs! I thought she was about to thank God, but she was thanking the Academy. That last line- "Selling motion pictures and selling the work"- didn't have the oomph! I think she thought it would.

Melissa's and Anne's reaction to Kirk Douglas- kindness, friendly, or overcompensation? Discuss.

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis for animated short: DAY & NIGHT, THE GRUFFALO, LET'S POLLUTE, THE LOST THING, and MADAGASCAR (not the one my nephew watches). 

The winner is: THE LOST THING. I have no idea; however it's their first award and they look like nice guys, so I'm happy. I hope of them both get to speak. Aww, second person did get to speak.

Animated feature film: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, THE ILLUSIONIST, and TOY STORY 3.

Winner is TOY STORY 3. The TOY STORY movies have been such a part of my nephews' childhoods; I'm happy beyond happy to see them get their credit.

I know I said I wasn't going to list the other awards; I can't seem to help it.

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