You're sitting on your porch steps, enjoying a cup of coffee, and you see a bug struggling in the spiderweb under the porch railing.
This bug isn't pretty. It's not a fuzzy-wuzzy or butterfly. It looks vaguely beetle-ish or roach-ish.
1. Let fate take its course. Nature is red in tooth and claw, and far be it from you to interfere.
2. Free it with the expectation of it returning the favor because you try to live your life as close to a fairytale as you can.
3. Free it, but as soon as relief registers on its little buggy face, crush the hell out of that sucker. You are not a merciful god.
4. Free it and wonder if you haven't made the situation worse because it's limping due to the sticky strands around its legs and body.
I need to sweep the railing of the porch, but I have only one broom and don't want to make it an outdoor broom without having an indoor broom on hand.